Robert Pattinson, Katy Perry drunk sing Boyz II Men at karaoke bar.
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
the friendzone is no place for a dog like me
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